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2018年感恩節(jié)是11月23日，星期四，這是一個(gè)感恩的日子，小編帶來(lái)了感恩節(jié)父母老師祝福語(yǔ)言大全，附有祝福圖片，給自己的父母和老師送上誠(chéng)摯的祝福，每個(gè)人都需要感恩。

感恩節(jié)英語(yǔ)幽默小故事

Mr. Hunter calls his son in Boston. The old man says,“Son, I hate to bring you the bad news…… but your mother and I, we are getting a divorce.”The son is surprised, “What?? You can’t!”

亨特先生給在波士頓的兒子打電話(huà)。老人說(shuō)：“兒子，我不想帶給你壞消息……但是我和你媽要離婚了。”兒子非常吃驚，“什么？？你們不能！”

Mr. Hunter says, “I’m sorry, son! Forty-five years of misery is enough! Now, I am sick of talking about it, call your sister and tell her!” And he hangs up.

亨特先生說(shuō)，“對(duì)不起，兒子！45年的痛苦已經(jīng)夠了！我討厭說(shuō)這些了，給你姐打電話(huà)告訴她！”就掛了電話(huà)。

The son, nearly in tears, calls his sister in New York, “Sis,” he says, “You’re not going to believe this! Mom and dad are getting a…… a…… divorce!”

兒子幾乎是哭著給在紐約的姐姐打電話(huà)，“姐，”他說(shuō)：“你不會(huì)相信的！媽和爸要…要…離婚！”

“What?!” she shouts on the phone. “Oh, no. They aren’t!You stay put. I’ll call you right back!” And she hangs up.

“什么？！”她在電話(huà)里喊起來(lái)。“噢，不。他們不能！你不要走開(kāi)。我馬上給你打過(guò)去！”她掛了電話(huà)。

The sister calls the parents in Los Angels, “You two are not getting a divorce!”

姐姐給洛杉磯的父母打電話(huà)：“你們倆不能離婚！“

Mr. Hunter says, “Honey, listen……”

亨特先生說(shuō)：“親愛(ài)的，聽(tīng)著……”

The daughter says, “No, you listen! You are not getting a divorce! You know what? You don’t do anything! I’m calling brother back. We’ll be there tomorrow! Don’t do anything.”

And she hangs up.

女兒說(shuō)：“不，你聽(tīng)著！你們不準(zhǔn)離婚！你知道嗎？什么都不要做！我給弟弟打電話(huà)，我們明天就回去！任何事都不要做�！比缓髵炝穗娫�(huà)。

Mr. Hunter hangs up calmly, looks at Mrs. Hunter, and says, “Well, they are coming for Thanksgiving and are paying their own fares. What shall we tell them on Christmas?”

亨特先生平靜地放下聽(tīng)筒，看著亨特太太說(shuō)：“好了，感恩節(jié)他們都要自己買(mǎi)機(jī)票回來(lái)了。圣誕節(jié)我們給他們說(shuō)什么？”